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Cinematic DC Downfall

As every DC comics fan is aware of, the new Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is coming out.......WHY?

 

DC's previous 21st century movies (besides the Dark Knight trilogy), were pretty much absolute crap. First we have freaking CATWOMAN, which pretty much destroyed my overview of DC as a child, then we had Constantine, which was pretty much a terrible version of The Johnny Trilogy by Crown The Empire (Thanks for showing me that Pace!) in 2 and a half horrifically long hours. These 2 made V for Vendetta look SUPER FREAKING AMAZING. Skipping some, we have *huge shudder* Green Lantern, which was atrocious, and a few more. Just from this list, you can probably already tell that they should just pleaseeeeeee stop. And yet, here we are, with the 3 hour trailer for justice league, which will lead to spin-offs of Wonder-Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, Shazam, Cyborg, and ANOTHER Green Lantern movie. If that wasn't enough, they're also making Justice League: Part 2! What an original name. 

 

Before anyone starts arguing with me, I have two words which you will have no counter for. The Trailer. The trailer for Dawn of Justice literally spoils the entire movie! Skinny AF Lex gets Batman and Superman to fight, Batman doesn't kill him, Lex creates Doomsday, Batman and Superman can't kill him, oh, it's okay, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Cyborg, Aquaman, and possibly Shazam, just happened to be in there. Isn't such a convenience that the people shoehorned into Dawn of Justice, are the exact ones that so conveniently happen to get their own movies? Coincidence, I think not. And I haven't even mentioned that they miscast the entire crew! You guys NEED to learn a very valuable lesson from an legitimately GOOD trailer and film/tv director, J.J. Abrahams. Then it would be good (I hope).

 

To conclude my rant in four very simple, very clear, and very true words...

                           DC... STICK TO TELEVISION

 

Qrious Idiot out

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