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Refrigerator Apocalypse

 

Recent things have led me to believe that refrigerators will be the brand new big threat to our current economy. Not only could they possibly ruin the food economy, they could potentially move, and assume their real form. I have a new conspiracy theory, stating refrigerators could be part of the illuminati's newest scheme to take over the world. What if the beloved fridges that we hold in our hearts, and our homes, aren't what, nay, aren't WHO we think they are. They are killing machines, just waiting for the order. They can stand up, open their own door, and devour us. Consuming us, and holding us captive in the environments they know we will not withstand. The Illuminati is just waiting until every single home has a fridge. Remember this before you go out and buy a brand new refrigerating buddy. If you happen to have more than one refrigerator in your home, I recommend you eat everything that they haven't already ruined and destroy it with a rocket launcher, just like in Nigahiga's new video, "Pranks Gone Too Far" (totally not a sponsored article). If you want to know more on how to stop this brand new legacy, please go to our new website. Youtube.com and search up these specific words "My Refrigerator Has Cancer" and you will find a video demonstrating how refrigerators poison your food. 

 

Qrious Idiot out